Tanya: He dumps me this afternoon, then tells me how he cheated and now he texts me saying he wants to get back together. Tanya: Today’s been a learning experience for the both of us. Mick: Classy. Mick: Tell you what. Mick: Why don’t we get up off the floor, join the party, drink a plenty and have some fun. Mick: If you make me a little hat, you can introduce me as the Pillsbury Doughboy Mick: I wouldn’t have made the same offer if I knew you were majoring in theater production.