Comic Transcript

Rayne: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Rayne: Frequently, and with great pleasure. Rayne: I have taken women to bed who I was not married to. Rayne: Many a woman, many a time. Rayne: I could be mistaken, but I think I just hit 4 digits. Rayne: I was hoping to give him a heart attack. Priest: How many, child? Noel: Happy 1,000th strip. Mick: You’ll have to settle for an ulcer.

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