Comic Transcript

John: Is little Rayne cleaning up for his big brother? John: If you want to really impress him, you should show him the finger-painting you did in school last week. John: I’ll get the mop. Rayne: It says here that 95% of your girlfriends in high school tried to date me first, and only settled on you after I turned them down. Rayne: Shall I read more?

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