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A Holiday Poem
Sohmer | December 24, 2012
‘Twas the Day Before Christmas
And all Through this place;
I was the only one working,
Except for what’s-her-face.
The office was empty
With no one to punch;
Shite, what would I eat?
Who would get me lunch?
And that’s it when it hit me,
Like I was a seer
Why was I working?
Fuck it, I’m outta here
Happy holidays, folks.
-Because I Can.
Quote of the Day
“Gentlemen, you had my curiousity. But now, you have my attention.”
-from Django Unchained (2012)