Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 Con Tales – Title Panel. PANEL 2 Inside – GenCon. A READER comes by the booth to offer SOHMER & LAR muffins. LAR takes it eagerly, SOHMER politely refuses. READER Would you like a muffin I made? LAR Yes please! SOHMER No, thank you. PANEL 3 Inside – GenCon. The READER has left, as LAR enjoys his muffin. LAR I don't get why you never accept food from fans. SOHMER Because it's not safe. SOHMER You have no idea what's in that muffin. Flour or Ricin? Who knows? PANEL 4 Inside – GenCon. Another READER shows up, holding a needle with liquid contents inside it. SOHMER rolls up one of his sleeves for the injection. READER 2 Would you like to try this new energy drink I made in my dirty garage and is delivered by a used syringe? SOHMER Just a few CCs. SOHMER I don't really know you.

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