Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 Outside – Gas Station. RAYNE is still standing there, as a confused GAS STATION ATTENDANT runs out to see what's going on. GAS STATION ATTENDANT Sir? GAS STATION ATTENDANT What are you doing? RAYNE Looking for an extreme way to quit smoking. PANEL 2 Outside – Gas Station. RAYNE gives another answer. RAYNE Protesting against the gouging of consumers by the oil companies. PANEL 3 Outside – Gas Station. RAYNE gives another. RAYNE Crossing off an item off of Johnny Storm's bucket list. PANEL 4 Outside – Gas Station. The attendant is confused, as RAYNE tries to be patient. GAS STATION ATTENDANT I don't- RAYNE Shut. The. Gas. Off. RAYNE Its. Eating. My. Skin.

Latest Stories