Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Restaurant – At Bar. Rayne and Fetus are sitting at the bar in a restaurant. There’s a woman on the other side of the bar, sitting alone. Rayne: That girl’s a 7, but I suppose I could slum it. Fetus: Going to send her a drink? Cell #2 Restaurant – At Bar. Rayne shakes his head. Rayne: Hell no. Rayne: The last time I sent someone a drink at a restaurant, it did not go well. Cell #3 Restaurant – At Bar. Cut to another restaurant, with a father, a mother and a 6 year old boy wearing a transformers shirt sitting in a booth, having dinner, when the waiter comes by with a glass of chocolate milk. Rayne is in the distance waving, the kids parents looks concerned. Waiter: Sir? Waiter: The gentleman at the bar sent you this glass of chocolate milk. Cell #4 Restaurant – At Bar. Back to the present, Rayne looks sad. Fetus: Why would you have thought that was a good idea? Rayne: He was wearing a transformers shirt. Rayne: I thought we’d be bros.

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