Cell #1 Con Tales. The Logo panel for Con Tales, with Sohmer and Lar doing the Woo oo. Cell #2 Con Tales. Lar is alone at the table, muttering under his breath. Lar: Stupid Sohmer. Lar: Too busy having more kids to come to the show. Cell #3 Con Tales. Lar: He wants to change a diaper so badly? Lar: He can change my diaper. Cell #4 Con Tales. A fan walks up the table, looking for Sohmer. Lar is making poop face. Fan: Hi Lar, where’s Sohmer- Lar: I am in the process of actively shitting myself.