Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Pyongyang – Palace. Rayne and Kim are alone again. Rayne: All this. Rayne: The parody that is your regime. Rayne: You’re just trying to impress your wife? Kim: <The dictator-y evil stuff really gets her going.> Cell #2 Pyongyang – Palace. Rayne is surprised, Kim shrugs. Rayne: So you’re…’not’ evil? Kim: <After my father died, I sought re-unification with the South.> Cell #3 Pyongyang – Palace. Kim states the obvious. Kim: <Because I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we’re poor as shit up here.> Kim: <Our pension plans consist of selling your organs to the chinese.> Cell #4 Pyongyang – Palace. Rayne grimaces, Kim nods. Rayne: I don’t think I want to know about NK’s maternity benefits. Kim: <Somebody benefits.> Kim: <But not the mother>

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