Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Funeral Home. Rayne is trying to get comfortable on the pew, sitting between Mike and Nancy. Rayne: Why do these seats have to be so uncomfortable? Rayne: Stupid wood seats. Cell #2 Funeral Home. Rayne is unhappy. Rayne: Who crafted these? Rayne: Gepetto? Cell #3 Funeral Home. Rayne grosses himself out. Rayne: Out of Pinnochio? Rayne: Am I sitting on Pinnochio’s remains? Cell #4 Funeral Home. Cut to Rayne sitting on Mike’s lap. Issa shushes Mike, so does Rayne. Mike: This is not fine. Issa: Shhhh. Rayne: Shhhh.

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