Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Rayne’s House – Living Room. Rayne and John are watching TV, while Rayne is playing a game on his ipad. TV: The USS Guardian, a 224-foot-long warship ran straight onto a reef near the Philipines. TV: All 78 crewmen were evacuated and the ship will be cut apart and removed. Cell #2 Rayne’s House – Living Room. John shakes his head in disbelief, Rayne keeps playing. John: Jesus. John: How does that happen? Rayne: Boobs. Cell #3 Rayne’s House – Living Room. Rayne keeps playing. John: I don’t think- Rayne: Mark my words. Rayne: There were boobs involved in that incident. Cell #4 On the USS Guardian. Sailor 1 and Sailor 2 are dressed up for Mardi Gras, and are walking on deck. Sailor 2 gestures up to the bridge. Caption: Moments Earlier, on the USS Guardian Sailor 1: Mardi Gras week would be a lot more fun if there were women on board. Sailor 2: I think Paul is on the helm. Sailor 2: Let’s get you some beads.

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