Cell #1
Midnight Mass. At a Midnight Mass in Church, Rayne is holding up his hand to ask a question. The Priest looks at him oddly.
Priest: This is not really a question and answer period..
Rayne: Rayne Summers, Jedi.
Cell #2
Midnight Mass. Rayne asks his question.
Rayne: Has the Church addressed just how Santa gets into houses that don’t have chimneys?
Rayne: Or apartment buildings for that matter?
Cell #3
Midnight Mass. The Priest is annoyed, Rayne responds curiously.
Priest: The church doesn’t concern itself with such things.
Rayne: Yet the church concerns itself with who can marry who?
Cell #4
Midnight Mass. Jesus, who was sitting next to Rayne, stands up and points at the priest. Rayne smiles and turns to leave.
Jesus: BURN!!!
Rayne: This Christmas season, give the gift of inclusion.