Comic Transcript

John: What did you do? Rayne: Bought Twinkies. Rayne: A massive quantity of Twinkies. John: Why? I’ve never seen you eat one. Rayne: That’s because they taste like semen and asshole. John: So… Rayne: With their parent company gone bankrupt, these things will be a status symbol in a few years. Upper Class Man: Is that- Rayne: 2012 Twinkie. Rayne: From my reserve. Rayne: You heard of this new music group, ‘One Direction’? Rayne: The kid keeps mentioning them, then doing gag noises. Noel: Boy Band. Noel: Super young boy band. Rayne: I remember a time when boy bands were filled with deceptively older men. Rayne: Like Luke Perry. Rayne: I bet these direction kids are nothing like Luke Perry. Noel: I’m pretty sure they’re young enough to be your children. Rayne: At that point, I might as well gather up my next sweet ejaculate and teach them to sing and/or dance. Rayne: I’d call them the ‘Sea Men’.

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