Comic Transcript

Rayne Solo: Hey, remember when you thought your father was the most powerful man in the galaxy and it turned out he was an easy-to-manipulate-little-bitch? John Skywalker: No! John Skywalker: NOOOOOOOO!!!! Rayne Solo: Dammit. Rayne Solo: Needs more juice. Rayne Solo: Your mom abandoned you because she was sad and the force comes from a blood disease similar to HIV. John Skywalker: IT ISN’T POSSIBLE!

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