Title Card: Star Wars Episode VII Title Card: This is Happening Credits: Written, Produced, Directed by and Starring Rayne Summers Scrolling Text: It has been 32 Years since the fall of the Empire. Scrolling Text: Former smuggler, hero of the Rebel Alliance, Husband and Father Han Solo is really, really bored. Rayne Solo: Do you think it’s weird that we never talked about the fact that you totally made out with your brother that one time? Rayne Solo: It’s been the Bantha in the room for 32 years!