Comic Transcript

Doctor: You need to make some lifestyle changes. Rayne: I refuse to bang more than 2 dudes a year. Doctor: I’m talking about what you eat, your physical activity. Rayne: So was I. Doctor: Excerise. Diet. Rayne: I know, Doc. Rayne: I’m giving up Red Bull. Doctor: There’s no concrete evidence linking energy drinks to heart problems. Rayne: On a daily basis, I ingest 1,360mg of Caffeine and 17,000mg of Taurine. Rayne: And slightly less frequently, I hallucinate that I am a tiger. Rayne: Rawr.

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