Comic Transcript

Rayne: Goofy’s a dog. Rayne: Pluto’s a dog. Rayne: So why does Goofy get to wear pants but Pluto sleeps outside and presumably sniffs asses? Rayne: Is Pluto part of a subservient class? Rayne: Is Pluto a slave to the mouse-dominated society? Disney Staff: Pluto is of The English Pointer breed. Pluto: That’s our word Rayne: Did not expect you to sound like Samuel Jackson. Pluto: Free Pointers! Free Pointers!

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