John: So. 2012. John: You think the Mayans are right? Rayne: I think the Mayans were fucking with us. Rayne: I say 2012 is the year we pay it forward. Caption: 4783 Scholar: The Ancient North Americans said that this was the year we would all die. Administrator: ‘By choking on our semen’? Scholar: The sacred texts are pretty specific, yes.