Receptionist: Good moring, Mr. Summers. Rayne: I’m here for my appointment. Receptionist: Unfortunately, Michelle wasn’t able to make it in today. Rayne: Le suck. Receptionist: Rudy, one of our best massage therapists, will gladly fill in. Rayne: The problem with your plan is the addition of another penis to the equation. Rayne: Now, I’m no mathematician, but I don’t want to be cock slapped in the middle of my massage.