Osteopath: Alternative medicine does no harm. Rayne: What about the people who ignore the word ‘alternative’ and focus on the ‘medicine’ part? Rayne: Why get that chemotherapy you need when someone else will magic your cancer away with pancreatic realignment? Rayne: Why get that penis enlargement when you can rub a leaf on your gnads? Osteopath: Speaking from experience? Rayne: Where I went wrong was using what I later learned was poison ivy.