Receptionist: Hi, Mr Summers.
Rayne: I have an appointment with the doctor.
Receptionist: Please sign in here.
Rayne: Sure thing.
Receptionist: And please sign this as well.
Rayne: What is it?
Receptionist: A pledge that you will refrain from making any body parts speak.
Rayne: Senor Butt is itchy.
Receptionist: Sign.