Title: Rayne’s Guide To Improved Air Travel Title: Step 3309: There are easier ways to get people into the new full body scanners Mick: Sir, would you like to use the new scanner or be patted down manually and aggressively? Teen Boy: Patted down. Teen Boy: I’m not getting into that cancer machine- Teen Boy: Wait, what does that say? Mick: You’ll have to wait until after security to upload this to facebook- Teen Boy: Just take the picture, dude!