Shane: Some time ago, by powers which you still don’t comprehend, you were set on a mission. What that mission is, belongs to you, and you alone. You told no one and went after your destiny. Shane: After the passage of a few months, perhaps years, you began to realize that you did not have the skills necessary to accomplish what you set out to do. You could not move in the darkness, you could not defeat a foe, you could not create fear or respect out of confrontation. Shane: Thus you began looking. Shane: From Dojo to church, pub to strip joint, military base to day care center, you sought a teacher. With your research you learned of me, of my discipline. Shane: You’ve come here to learn Drunk-Fu. Bra-man: That was the longest speech from a deaf guy I think I’ve ever heard.