Comic Transcript

Rayne: What’s he doing here? Issa: I’m not spending the holidays without Mike. Mike: Please don’t stab me. Issa: No one is stabbing anyone. Issa: We’re adults Issa: We’ll sit down and talk about this rationally. Rayne: Will we be sharing our emotions? Issa: If you want to. Issa: Put the axe down. Rayne: This? Rayne: This is my axe of unhappiness. Rayne: It’s an emotional tool. Is it my turn to share?

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