Senator: There is a persisntent rumour that you are a Jedi. Emperor: Darth Jesus. Emperor: I am not a Jedi. Emperor: You’ve seen my birth certificate. It specifically says ‘not a Jedi’ on it. Emperor: How many times do we have to go over these meaningless accusations from the right? Senator: Then how do you explain the time you used Force lightning on the Senator from Tatooine? Emperor: I told you. Emperor: That was a freak storm. Emperor: The state-run weather network agreed with me.