Comic Transcript

Apple Employee: Welcome to Apple, Mr Summers. Rayne: Good to be here. Apple Employee: Before we get started, you’ll need to undergo a few security tests. Apple Employee: As you may have heard, corporate espionage is a big concern for us. Rayne: You’re taking a blood sample? Apple Employee: And shaving your body hair. Apple Employee: Yes. Rayne: I think it’s great that you folks have really kept that mom n’ pop shop vibe you had in the 70s. Apple Employee: I recommend closing your mouth. Apple Employee: I’m told your teeth can act as a barrier for the harmful radiation you’re undergoing.

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