Rayne: I’m working on my resume. John: You’re already employed. Rayne: When opportunity presents itself, who am I to ignore the call? John: What’s the job? Rayne: US Military Leader in Afghanistan. Rayne: I’d be a General. John: Qualifications? Rayne: Applicant shoud not take shots at their boss in Rolling Stone Magazine. Rayne: And be comfortable with Word and Excel.