Radio News: A four-story containment vessel arrived at the site of the Gulf of Mexico’s gushing oil well. Radio News: BP will attempt to lower the container onto a ruptured deep-water pipe to stem the flow of oil. John: A billion gallons of oil pouring into the sea and this is what they come up with? John: They’re putting a condom on it. Rayne: Same thing happened to me a few years ago. Rayne: Remember? Rayne: I came so hard that Seagulls and Otters were found on the beach covered in my Semen? John: I don’t remember that. Rayne: Rescue Workers needed to use a blend of Cascade and Dawn to get them clean.