Comic Transcript

Rayne: It’s a nice home, but are the current owners smokers? Agent 2: Definitely not. Rayne: Then how do you explain the ashtrays, cigarette burns on the furniture and the fact that I can’t actually see you? Agent 2: A small ventilation problem? Rayne: Also, the house appears to be actively on fire. Agent 2: I respectfully disagree. Agent 2: Are you ready to make an offer?

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