Comic Transcript

Agent: What are you looking for in a house? Rayne: Defensible positions. Agent: Pardon? Rayne: Whether it be The Huns or the Vikings, I plan on being prepared. John: Stop being ridiculous. John: We live in the 21st century. The huns and the Vikings are not attacking. Agent: Thank you. John: We are however ignoring the always present Russian Mig threat. Rayne: He’s got a point. Rayne: Make sure we’re zoned for surface to air missiles. Rayne: Why aren’t you writing this down?

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