Rayne: Don’t get me wrong, I would totally join the UFC.
Noel: When did we start talking about this?
Rayne: But there’d need to be some major changes.
Rayne: As it is now, all these guys end up doing is hugging each other on the floor.
Rayne: While sweating.
Rayne: That’s not mixed martial arts.
Rayne: That’s professional hugging.
Rayne: If you’re going to market your sport, at least do so honestly.