John: What are you doing up?
Rayne: Infomercials kinda suck now.
Rayne: Except for the Slap Chop.
Rayne: Though it’s not the one step circumcision device I had anticipated it to be.
Rayne: Still, with adequate human testing I feel pretty confident it can be modified to perform as such.
Rayne: Slap Chop: Slap Your Wiener, Now it Looks Cleaner.
John: I look forward to the messed up dreams I’m about to have.