Comic Transcript

Adam: You’re bringing your father out on our date? John: Bill keeps offering me walnuts. Julie: He’s quiet. Julie: You won’t even know he’s there. John: Out of the shell. John: I don’t know how or where he’s cracking them. Issa: In his ass. Issa: He’s cracking them in between his butt cheeks. Issa: You should probably stop eating those. John: It’s too late for that. Noel: Have a great night, you two.

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