Eric: After hours of compiling, we’ve come to our top 3 choices of places to go. Eric: I don’t think the weather’s that great in Narnia right now. Rayne: Fuckin’ White Witch. Eric: That leaves us with either China or Mordor. Eric: Commies or Nazgul. Rayne: I think we should go where we’re likelier to affect a regime change. Eric: China it is. Rayne: I think you’re vastly over-estimating how hard it is to drop a ring into a volcano.