Comic Transcript

Attorney: This is your statement? Eric: Yes. Attorney: I, Dr Eric Summers, did not botch the hip replacement surgery on Mrs Daniels. Attorney: It was the patient who never specified what she wanted her hip replaced with. Attorney: Are you for real? Eric: I don’t know what she’s complaining about. Eric: The old dude I cut open with a Swiss Army knife isn’t complaining. Eric: And that was a bet! Eric: You still owe me money for that. Rayne: Add it to my tab, Kevorkian. Attorney: Get your brother off of speaker phone!

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