Home Depot Salesguy: Can I Help you, sir? Rayne: Actually yeah. Rayne: Do you guys carry chainsaws that have Saws on both ends? Rayne: Like Darth Maul’s Lightsaber? But in Chainsaw form? Home Depot Salesguy: No- Rayne: Also, any promotions regarding axes? Rayne: A Buy 5, get 1 Free sort of deal?