Rayne: The rash of Fameseeking Whores we’re seeing lately is a disturbing trend, one that I feel is going to get worse. Rayne: However, I have a solution. Rayne: See this headline? Headline: “Reality Star Couple Crashes White House State Dinner” Rayne: With a little rewording and creative editing, the media can go from being an ‘instigiator’ to a ‘deterrent’. Rayne: For example: Headline: “ Reality Contestant Wannabes Shot In-The-Face During Attempt to Crash White House Dinner” Byline: Secret Service did their Job, Director Says Byline 2: Closed Casket Funeral To Be Held This Week Rayne: The media is making up the headlines regardless, but maybe John Q Public won’t be so eager to shove his child in a balloon if the attention wasn’t so appealing. Rayne: I’m just saying.