Rayne: Stop buying this toilet paper. Rayne: I like the softer, fleece-scarf-like kind. Rayne: This one’s described as ‘Soft & Bright’. Rayne: Who the hell would need their toilet paper ‘bright’? Rayne: Is it smart? Is it shiny? What? Hick 1: Can you see it? Hick 2: Ayep, you definitely got a piece of tp stuck in there. Hick 2: Thank the sweet lord Ma bought the ‘bright’ kind