Comic Transcript

Advisor: You took a substancial amount of money out of your investments to fund your newspaper project, but you still have some coin left over that could be working for you. Advisor: What do you want me to do with it? Rayne: Do you still advise against going with the Scrooge McDuck initiative? Advisor: Very strongly, yes. Advisor: Your money won’t earn any interest sitting in a giant tower. Rayne: My money’s not going to earn any interest sitting on the market either. Rayne: At least with my plan, I get to swim in it. Rayne: Let’s compromise. Rayne: What if I built the tower out of gold? Rayne: How are precious metals doing?

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