Simon Cowell: What do you have for us, young man? Simon Cowell: Contest over. The Yank’s won it. Rayne: Well Simon, here it goes. Rayne: I banged Susan Boyle. Rayne: Yeah, can I get mouthwash and some bleach? Amanda: I don’t think any of us were expecting someone who looks like you to bang someone who looks like that. Piers: You’ve taught us all a lesson here. Never Bang a book by itâ