Comic Transcript

Rayne: What’s your plan? Rayne: You’re going to buy a newspaper? Rayne: Is that really a wise investment right now? Rayne: Isn’t that akin to buying a Carrier Pigeon company? Rayne: Or a smoke signal distrutor? Rayne: Ooops, incoming call. Rayne: Give me a sec, I need to take this. Ms Treacher: Rather than wait for the eventual layoff of everyone in the company, we’ve decided to do an employee buyout of the paper.

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