Comic Transcript

Russian Ambasaddor: You wish to join the Russian Space agency? Rayne: Dude, since they brought down the Berlin Wall, I’ve been secretly trying to rebuild it. Rayne: Play-doh does not make for good mortar. Rayne: Nor does Lego. Rayne: Please let me have sex with your cosmonauts. Russian Ambassador: Why aren’t you westerners scared of us anymore?

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