Comic Transcript

Typwriter: As days turned into months, the leader of the Friendly Reich transformed the landscape of the world. Typwriter: Though he bgean with the best of intentions, ultimate power did what it always has. Typwriter: It corrupts. Rayne: Have the Japanese Ambassador relay a message to the Emperor. Rayne: Do not, I repeat, Do not bomb pearl harbour. Rayne: That won’t end well for you. Rayne: Instead, I recommend nationalizating the food industry and creating The Japanese Sushi Company. Rayne: That’s how you control the US. Through their stomachs. Rayne: Americans will love their Sushi. Rayne: Bring me the parents of Steve Jobs. Himmler: Anything else?

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