Rayne: I’ve got to tell you, this is a little bit on the lame side.
Rayne: Oh joy.
Rayne: As soon as I go placid, the captain’s chair is mine.
Eric: I know, I was expecting something a little more exciting than a lame ass ride with the latest in 90’s technology.
Eric: Not going to happen. Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell.
Guide: Now, the part you’ve all been waiting for!
Guide: The bridge of the Starship Enterprise-D.
Guide: Did their erections just cause them to fall over?