Noel: Did you hear about Paris Hilton’s new reality series?
Noel: I’ll stay off the phone in case a casting agent is trying to get back to you.
Rayne: Paris Hilton’s My New BFF?
Rayne: I already auditioned at ParisBFF.com.
Rayne: Hi Paris!
Rayne: I promise that should we bang, I will not sell the low quality video for millions.
Rayne: Instead, I’ll record it using the latest in Hi-Def technology.
Rayne: Also, I enjoy shopping and mistreating small alien-like dogs.
Rayne: Cool.