Comic Transcript

Noel: Did you hear about Paris Hilton’s new reality series? Noel: I’ll stay off the phone in case a casting agent is trying to get back to you. Rayne: Paris Hilton’s My New BFF? Rayne: I already auditioned at ParisBFF.com. Rayne: Hi Paris! Rayne: I promise that should we bang, I will not sell the low quality video for millions. Rayne: Instead, I’ll record it using the latest in Hi-Def technology. Rayne: Also, I enjoy shopping and mistreating small alien-like dogs. Rayne: Cool.

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