Comic Transcript

Rayne: With the recent downturn of the economy, I’ve been trying to prepare for an oncoming recession. Rayne: Liquidating some assets. Rayne: I put your car for up for sale. Rayne: Which reminds me, I need some stuff from your wallet. Rayne: Yeah, I’m always thinking ahead. Rayne: That’s why I had sex with Hillary Clinton AND Barack Obama. Rayne: Whoever wins, I’ll still get a book deal. Noel: Oh? Noel: No. Noel: I respect your foresight, though. Noel: You should get the Pope to write the forward.

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