Comic Transcript

Rayne: I almost died today. Rayne: I stopped it with the force. Rayne: It was crushed against my erection. Rayne: There was no car. Rayne: It came within an inch of me before the driver was able to veer off. Rayne: Narrowly. Rayne: It was a stupid thing I did, but it was the right thing. Rayne: John wasn’t there. Rayne: He’s never there. Issa: I heard. Issa: I also heard there was a car coming right at you, but not how you managed to avoid it. Issa: Stop it. Issa: You’ve had near misses before, why are you so shaken up and pretending not to be? Issa: And?

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