Rayne: We’ve met Zelda in 9 different games, right? Rayne: Then why does she always pretend like she has no idea who we are? Rayne: Link slips her a little GHB at the end of each quest, or he hits her in the head with his boomerang and the trauma is too much for her fragile memory to handle. Rayne: Pretty much. Rayne: Strange that the game is rated E for everyone, h-uh? Noel: At least. Noel: Theories? Noel: So he’s either a woman beater or a date rapist? Noel: No more Zelda for you.