Comic Transcript

Noel: It’s not my fault! I assumed he was joking! Noel: In any event, I got him in an ambulance and we’re en route now. Noel: I thought you gave some drugs to sedate him. Noel: Then how is he able to keep trying to jab me with needles? Noel: Yeah, he’s like my very own violent Gandhi. Noel: Do me a favor and strap this crazy son of a bitch down. EMT: I did. EMT: Enough to keep him under until we get to the hospital. EMT: His urge to cause you harm must be more powerful than the medication. EMT: Amazing how serene, how at peace he looks despite his actions.

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