Comic Transcript

Rayne: I will own you so badly, that should you ever slip a woman the date rape drug and take advantage of her without wearing protection, the resulting offspring’s children will still be indebted to me. Rayne: I can only hope my future slaves will have a proper grasp of the English language. Rayne: Though I suppose I could just beat them daily with a dictionary. Rayne: I immensely hate teenage- Rayne: -boys who aren’t as mature as myself. Rayne: I’m Rayne. Cashier: I’m 19.

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